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Rest in pieces, down for the count
No revival, you're bleedin' out.
Your epitaph says you died a wealthy man,
But you can have it all come back and
Seal the master plan with Tombstone!
It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone!
Health is drainin', you're on the ropes.
Death is waitin', don't lose your hopes.
Your will and testament ain't making that much sense,
You're listed as the only heir to whom you may bequest.
It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone! It's Tombstone!
It's Tombstone! *Tombstone*

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surface go: its good i love it
chuwi hi12: too heavy, no kickstand so its hard af to use, performance is....okay
chuwi hi8: great form factor but have you ever tried installing windows 10 on a potato?
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This is Alayna's "I would wear this in my bank account

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ive always hated those giant testosterone loaded pickup jerkass trucks i see on the road here but watching youtube videos of mountainous offroading in those things is really satisfying

i wanna do that some day t_t
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one of the most basic metaphysical laws of the universe is that happiness and java cannot exist in the same position
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I will make a singular (only one) music track and duplicate it 9 times and I'm sure you'd be dead you wouldn't be surprised

Jesus fucking Christ dogshit teammates forcing me to carry them hard against shitters

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"you can't sit here, i have my luggage here"
"but i have a reservation on this seat"
FINALLY. JUSTICE SERVED. FUCK YOUR BAG

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Alayna acts like an uncooked egg on the left

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