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to be clear, the government says it's free now and they'll reimburse everyone who already paid it.. but on the page with form they still ask for it? but they "take debit and credit cards", how generous... πŸ™„πŸ™„

So... I really should apply for my pre-settlement status if I don't want my Slavic ass kicked out of the country... It's gonna be fun proving I've been in the country and all... also probably should make an appointment with my uni's counselling team just to make sure I won't make any mistakes in my application :/ also Β£65 for applying, wtf

JSPaint is one of the best things I've seen in a while on the web, so here's something I made in it

Fun fact: I am allergic to kiwi.
When I eat kiwi I start bleeding...

I also vape occasionally... I bought strawberry kiwi e-liquid recently, because I figured there wouldn't be actual kiwi in it and it would just be some kind of artificial flavour. Boy, was I wrong :D but no bleeding! allergic over my whole body though... :P

with mass surveillance, aren't we all "as seen on TV"?

unfair that babies have more bones than i do even though they are fucking tiny

We didn't say anything in the end... I am kinda regretting it... But then not sure if we causing a scene would be such a great idea...

Not mentioning he started talking some BS about bisexuals... We are both queer so I was like "should I mention I am bi loudly enough for him to hear"

My friend and I overheard some guy talking about "150kg fat ugly girl"... It's been a while since the last we both wanted to scream at someone in public.....

remembering unicode is adding nonbinary emoji so at some point we'll have πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘© (kiss_ww) but with 2 enbies instead

parents, to a 12-year old: I think this is just a phase, you're too young to know πŸ™„

parents, to a 3-year-old: awwww, Timmy's been hanging out with Jessica a lot! does someone have a *giiiiiiiirlfriend?* 😍

[reading shampoo labels]

"For Shiny Hair," . . .

"For Softer Hair," hmmmmm . . .

"For Damaged Hair,,?" why would I want damaged hair ??

Is the sun real? I ask stuck in a windowless office

Today is the day I finally google "Hatsune Miku" and then squint at my screen, this clears nothing up

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