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those three sexy words every girl wants to hear: β€œremoved by filter”

Cool. Been on Twitter a few hours, already got blocked by some random person over discussion about tumblr's porn purge...

Who wants to co-found a professional org for trans people in tech?

This is not a joke by the way, I want to do this.

My seventh grade boyfriend just got engaged, Im really past my prime lol

here's a little "insider trading" tip: when a company is about to do something really profitable, buy shares in it

to make a lasting impression, use slightly different wording for cliche phrases

"let's not open that canister of worms"
"it's a dog consume dog world"
"the lesser of two bad things"

imagine if real life had background music and you're just stuck listening to your city's theme music on an endless loop every day

You know, after Netflix purge (when all companies pull whatever they own rights to from Netflix), I think it's time to start buying DVDs (BDs if you're fancy) and ripping them all again... Yep, I expect lots of people looking up how to set up a home media centre...

Made a new Twitter account... It's so weird... Also it takes ages to find those interesting accounts I used to follow

I think I should take meds for allergies... Like this is super annoying...
Also I am wiser now - never assume, when I assume I make an ass out of... nope, making an ass just out of myself.

*winks at my friend* hey... so we know each other for a while... you've cooked pasta for me... we've spooned, you've seen me drunk, you listened to me complaining about my relationships... whatcha say, wanna give marriage a shot?

If the home office is reading this I am obviously just joking... *nervous laugh*

So I wonder if I could marry someone for citizenship πŸ€”πŸ€”

And I hope they won't decide to change the rules at some point after I get the pre-settlement status... Like I kinda need to be in the country to finish my studies...

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