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Note to self, This account doesn't have to be formal

so penis

One of our team leaders is going to AWS Innovate in person to speak to those business people persons to pitch our idea for open-source hardware smart-toasters,
Honestly the worst idea we've had yet since firework skateboards

We now have a page that shows members of the team, Made during a collab VS Code session with @fade and @BraixenIRL

Sad news, The Toaster will be offline for 20 minutes, Meaning no toasted bread.

Other than that sad news, We are getting a new desk in the Breadroom (Break room).

idk what posessed me to model the twemoji bread emoji 🍞

Anybody want a really good badge for your site, Would be nice to link back to us here :)

Drunk drawing from the Upper Crust

The Portal Earth Theory

I am being held hostage by myself until I toot this,

Fuck with me and you're toast.

Shell Access will be down for 8 hours,
Radio will be down until further notice,
The Toaster in the Break room will still be up and running.

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